You sign up for "Cabin Camp," where couples must build three shelters in one night but with amazing luck (not) you and your boyfriend (now ex) broke up a week before but didn't want your money go to waste. So now...
You're single. So is your ex. Great.
First task: build something out of straws, twigs, or dignity.
[[Grab the starw pile]]
[[Go for sticks]]
[[Hide behind the snack table instead]]
You weave a straw hut that screams "Pinterest Goals"
Your ex strolls by. "Nice...hay cube?"
You glare. A gust of wind knocks it down
[[Laugh it off and rebuild]]
[[Blame your ex's bad vibes]] You stack twigs like a sad Jenga tower.
A counselor in a wolf costume blows a leaf blower at it.
Down it goes. Your Ex laughs loud enough for a squirrel to judge.
[[Challenge them to a rematch]]
[[Pretend it was morden art]]You munch on s'mores in the shadow.
A racoon appears having a big belly with its hair scattered and with the same fear in its eyes as it looks into your soul.
You nod."Same bro"
The racoon steals your marshmellow and your pride.
[[Join the raccoon rebllion]]
[[Return to the competition, sticky but brave]]You rebuild the straw hut into a weird dome.
It still collapses, but now it's an artistic failure.
Your Ex offers help. You pretend to consider
[[Accept help, maybe first]]
[[Refuse help, power move]]You shout, "You cursed my artitecture!"
They smirk, "you cursed gravity"
Everyone's watching. Cringe level 9000.
A wolf howls from a far but your ego howls louder.
[[Storm off dramtically]]
[[Laugh and make peace]]You both grab the log for round two.
The "wolf" turns up the blower.
You grab thier arm both shouting "NOT THIS TIME!"
You stare into one another eyes while grabbing the blower.
[[High flive of destiney]]
[[Trip and fall face first into the mud]]You announce, "It's a commentarty on impermance"
Everyone claps politely.
Your Ex whispers, "You're ridiculous"
You whisper back, "You still like it"
[[Flirts shamelessly]]
[[Retreat before emotions happen]] You and the raccon decided to join forces and steal hotdogs and vanish into the forest.
FREEDOM! FREEDOM! but also mosquitos
You hear your Ex calling you name.
[[Return for dramatic reunion]]
[[Stay wild and feral forever]] You re-enter covered in crumbs and confidence.
Everyone cheers ironically.
Your Ex hands you a stick "Truce?"
You grin "For now"
[[Builds cabin together]]
[[Sabotage them playfully]]Together you build a log cabin strong enoughto stop the blower.
Your Ex yells "We did it"
You respond with "Team work or Trauma bonding?''
THE END: You Rekindled with your Ex <3
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You finished alone. It stands-barely.
The wind picks up. You stand defiant as it wobbles.
The crowd gasp.
It stays up. You fist pump to victory.
THE END: The glow up
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You stomp away, cloak of shame flapping.
A pinecone falls on your head.
Nature mocks you gently
THE END: Dead! Best dramatic award goes to you!
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You both laugh and then the "wolf" joins in.
It's chaotic, messy, maybe perfect.
THE END: The spark rekindled <3 You high five lingers too long.
Cue romantic tension and applauses.
Even the wolf blushes.
THE END: The spark Rekindled <3
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You're a swap creature now.
Your Ex still helps you up.
" You always did look good in earth colors" they tease.
THE END: Muddy but Majestic
[[TRY AGAIN|start]]
You: "Miss Me?"
Them: "Like a rash."
you both cracked up laughing that was hard to stop.
THE END: You rekindled <3 You vanish into the night like a mysterious legend.
The campers whisper stories of the "Sassy Builder"
THE END: You are alone!
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You burst from the bushes with raccons cheering behind you.
EX: "You started a raccon cult?"
You: "Leadership looks good on me"
THE END: You became Queen of the forest
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You disappear turning into a legend.
Years later, hikers find your shrine made of s'mores wrappers.
THE END: Your a myth and legend
It stands tall, solid, and slightly crooked.
The crowd cheers. You look at your Ex.
Maybe the forest blew away more than walls-maybe old grudges too.
THE END: He places thier hand on your cheek and kiss. Sparks rekindled.
[[TRY AGAIN|start]] You replave one of thier sticks with a pool noodle.
The cabin collapses. You laugh until you cry.
So do they.
THE END: Your a sadist